- [King Arthur music]
- [music stops]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaaagh!
- [King Arthur music]
- [music stops]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaagh!
- GREEN KNIGHT:
- Ooh!
- [King Arthur music]
- [music stops]
- [stab]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aagh!
- GREEN KNIGHT:
- Oh!
- [King Arthur music]
- Ooh! Uuh.
- [music stops]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaaagh!
- [clang]
- BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
- Agh!, oh!, etc.
- GREEN KNIGHT:
- Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
- [woosh]
- [BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
- [thud]
- [scrape]
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Umm!
- [clop clop clop]
- ARTHUR:
- You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
- [pause]
- I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
- [pause]
- I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to
join me in my court at Camelot.
- [pause]
- You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
- [pause]
- You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- None
shall
pass.
- ARTHUR:
- What?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- None
shall pass.
- ARTHUR:
- I
have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Then you
shall die.
- ARTHUR:
- I
command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- I
move for
no man.
- ARTHUR:
- So
be it!
- ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
- Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
- [ARTHUR
chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:- Now
stand
aside, worthy adversary.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- 'Tis
but a scratch.
- ARTHUR:
- A
scratch? Your arm's off!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- No,
it isn't.
- ARTHUR:
- Well,
what's that, then?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- I've
had worse.
- ARTHUR:
- You
liar!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Come
on, you pansy!
- [clang]
- Huyah!
- [clang]
- Hiyaah!
- [clang]
- Aaaaaaaah!
- [ARTHUR
chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:- Victory
is mine!
- [kneeling]
- We
thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Hah!
- [kick]
- Come on, then.
- ARTHUR:
- What?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Have
at you!
- [kick]
- ARTHUR:
- Eh.
You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is
mine.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Oh,
had enough, eh?
- ARTHUR:
- Look,
you stupid
bastard. You've got no arms left.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Yes,
I have.
- ARTHUR:
- Look!
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Just
a flesh wound.
- [kick]
- ARTHUR:
- Look,
stop that.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Chicken!
- [kick]
- Chickennn!
- ARTHUR:
- Look,
I'll have your leg.
- [kick]
- Right!
- [whop]
- [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:- Right.
I'll do you for that!
- ARTHUR:
- You'll
what?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Come
here!
- ARTHUR:
- What
are you going to do, bleed on me?
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- I'm
invincible!
- ARTHUR:
- You're
a looney.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- The
Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on,
then.
- [whop]
- [ARTHUR
chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:- Oh?
All right, we'll call it a draw.
- ARTHUR:
- Come,
Patsy.
- BLACK KNIGHT:
- Oh. Oh, I see. Running
away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come
back here and take what's coming to you. I'll
bite your legs off!
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